“Hurricane Marco Rubio threatens everything in its path…”

Since 1954, the World Meteorological Organization has named hurricanes. Now 350 Action has a new naming system: "One that names extreme storms caused by climate change, after the policy makers who deny climate change and obstruct climate policy." (Petition here.)

Here’s their fake weather reports on the fictitious lawmaker-named storms:

• “If you value your life, please seek shelter from Michelle Bachmann.”
• “David Vitter is literally lifting boats out of the water and tossing them onto land.”
• “Thousands of animals have been displaced or killed by Governor Rick Perry.”