One of every 16 people in Oregon sucks.

The Oregonian has a story about how lunatics in Oregon are racing to gun shops to arm themselves against ... themselves. And then on top of it, be sure to get a concealed handgun license. Because you never know when you might need a gun when you're out and about in ONE OF THE SAFEST STATES IN THE NATION.

Addendum: This figure was adjusted from one in 15 to one in 16. Yes! We have fewer assclowns!