I believe that there are decent politicians in the Republican party.

But they're like kernels of corn in fecal matter. These politicians may have kept their integrity, but they're still surrounded by crap.

That's a ... surprise.

"Most holy water harbors fecal matter" via MSNBC.

The Republican Party: "The suppository of all wisdom"?

This gem comes via Australia, but you've got to love the sentiment.

"No one, however smart, however well educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom."  —Tony Abbott

Sort of gives a new meaning to the phrase "he has his head up his ass," doesn't it?