The Republican Party: "The suppository of all wisdom"?

This gem comes via Australia, but you've got to love the sentiment.

"No one, however smart, however well educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom."  —Tony Abbott

Sort of gives a new meaning to the phrase "he has his head up his ass," doesn't it?

Things to do in Chatanooga: Put your dog down.

The Chatanooga Free Press came up with this doozy on their Facebook page: "Is something major happening in your life tomorrow? Are you getting a drivers license? Putting a dog down? Preparing for a wedding?" (Via.)