Hey GOP—Apply Cold Water to Burned Area

Thank you, Mr. Speaker

"What an asshole."

—House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), speaking of Rep. Steve King (R-IA)

Fun Friday Site: The Tea Party Insult Generator!

Collected from comments left on John Boehner's Facebook wall:

DOUBLE-CROSSING LIBERTY-HATING TURNCOAT

KOWTOWING BENGHAZI-DENYING TRAITOR

ANTI-AMERICAN RINO BASTARD

...and more!

Devin Nunes goes BOOM!

“It’s kind of an insult to lemmings to call them lemmings…”

—Representative Devin Nunes (Republican-CA) on the members of his party who shut down the government.