A Short Play

Conservatives: Obamacare is hurting millions of Americans!
Liberals: Like who?
Conservatives: Uh, like that guy over there!
Liberals: He’s actually saving money.
Conservatives: What about her in the back?
Liberals: She’s got expanded coverage.
Conservatives: What about that fellow on the right?
Liberals: He’s keeping his doctor.
Conservatives: Well, my brother’s friend’s bowling partner’s niece heard a story from a dude on Snapchat about a person having to pay negligibly higher premiums!
Liberals: That does sound possible.
Conservatives: Checkmate. 

Thanks, Mother Jones!